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Old Apr 24, 2005, 05:15 PM // 17:15   #1
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I got this out of another Board - for the record, I am either Dorky Wafflehump, or Fluffy Dippinfrack!

Subject: FW:sloopy dippinshorts

Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and
the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = giggle
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's name is fluffy chucklefanny. And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day...
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 05:34 PM // 17:34   #2
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Gooble Farkledunkin here, nice to meet ya
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 05:43 PM // 17:43   #3
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Hello world! Meet Mr. Snickle Pottypants! What can I do for you today? Can I help potty train?
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 06:32 PM // 18:32   #4
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i'm Cheesy Dippinfrack nice to meet you all
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 06:48 PM // 18:48   #5
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Hi, my name's Snooty Wafflelips. You open on Friday?
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 06:49 PM // 18:49   #6
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 06:51 PM // 18:51   #7
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I am Snooty BubbleLips!

How are you guys! ^^
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 08:06 PM // 20:06   #8
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omg! this is so stupid its actually funny
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 08:16 PM // 20:16   #9
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 08:24 PM // 20:24   #10
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The name is Sloopy Dippindunkin, nice to meet you.
... Or Fluffy Chickenface, but I didn't like that one.
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 08:48 PM // 20:48   #11
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I am Crusty Dippinfrak. My hubby is Snooty Dippinfrak. My daughter is Sleezy Dippinfrak and my little boy is Snooty Dippinfrak Jr.

Woohoo! A whole Dippinfrak family vacation! weeeeeeee!

lol
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 08:53 PM // 20:53   #12
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Sloopy Bubbletush ....
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 09:47 PM // 21:47   #13
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Dorfus Gizzardfanny for my real name...

Snickle Lickinsprinkles for Adaria Esuri

and for the heck of it, my bf Corwin Andros would now be called...

Dorfus Rhinonose

Oh yeah his IRL name woudl end up being Doombah Pottyboob ... XD

... XD Funneh...

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Old Apr 24, 2005, 09:49 PM // 21:49   #14
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Doombah Pottydunkin...

ok...
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 10:33 PM // 22:33   #15
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Snickle Chickenshorts

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Boobie Pottieshorts for Malus Somnium
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 10:35 PM // 22:35   #16
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 10:36 PM // 22:36   #17
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Snooty Dippindoodle.
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 11:20 PM // 23:20   #18
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 11:23 PM // 23:23   #19
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Funky DippinDoodle! HAHAHAHA! That is awesome! I cant stop laughing hahahahaha!
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Old Apr 24, 2005, 11:57 PM // 23:57   #20
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